Building some custom cabinet doors

A bearded, tattooed man woodworking? Yes please. I bet his hands are rough. 

Come to mama.

Hello, manly man.

I’m going to concur that this gentleman is local to me since he’s drinking a Narragansett beer and wearing a Red Sox hat. Again, come to mama.

Where can I put in an order for one? 

I think he’s from around our parts. Want to hunt him down and have our way with him??

Where can I sign up for this?



oh yes

Fuck me running……






Richard Speight Jr and Rob Benedict are interviewing Deadpool

Your argument is invalid.

Gabriel and God are interviewing Deadpool

Your argument is invalid.

Gabriel and God are interviewing a Deadpool while dressed in Hello Kitty and My Neighbor Totoro hats/suits. Your argument can go fuck itself. 

Reblogged from Young Just Us





Tom staring at you… and being speechless

*stabs a baby bunny rabbit* GODDAMNIT iamthebadwolf85

Whoa there! Stabbing bunnies!?

He’s making me stab one for being so unbearable!

But…but the bunnies!





Aaron Johnson by Greg Williams

Or now laterovaries.

I don’t know who this is, but gawd damn!!

He’s going to be Quicksilver

Oh fuck…the guy from kick ass?! Holy shit! *licks lips*



Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.


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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.